No joy for breakie

My favourite place to go for an English breakfast is Oliver's, a nice cafe just around the corner. I used to drop in there for a lovely plate of sumptiousness on my days off but recently I have had to change my day off and now I'm at a loss as Oliver's don't open shop on Mondays. What am I to do. There is another greasy spoon around a different corner, Top Nosh, but they aren't open on Monday morning either, contrary to what their sign says.

So I had to make due with a boring bowl of cornflakes this morning, dear readers. Honestly, I ask you. It's enough to make you want to call Sting..